3/10
You're invited to a wedding
10 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
In 1910 a man accused of something is killed by a vigilante mob and his bride to be is burned alive. Except we don't get to see it. Now every 20 years (although it never works out that way) he comes back at the anniversary and kills anyone on the land. His descendants, not too much about the out of wedlock child, guard the farm to make sure no one gets hurt, but people do go missing from miles around. If it was me, I would post the land and take a holiday at this time.

May (Claire-Maria Fox) is a radio talk show host who specializes in unsolved 19th-century murders and can't keep her ratings up. She inherits the place and the scarecrow who wears new clean work gloves. He looks like a man with a burlap bag over his head and also appears during the day...not too sure what the seance was about.

The barm/stables were very clean and I was not sure who tended to the horse and chickens that were there for the year no one lived there. Also, the old newspaper clippings showed zero signs of yellowing. In fact, they look like something that was printed by a computer printer. All the newness was very insulting to a seasoned viewer. The filmmakers didn't even try, or else they thought the audience would be too stupid to notice. Wifi service, but no cellphone service.

The horror was light and the scarecrow wasn't scary.

Guide: F-word. Near sex. No nudity.
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