Dead Noon (2007 Video)
1/10
COWBOY ZOMBIES
15 December 2018
Warning: Spoilers
A long time ago a sheriff killed a man (Frank) and his thugs. Frank plays the devil in a game of poker in order to return to the surface and take revenge on the descendants of the sheriff and to make Ingmar Bergman (knight vs. death chess match) roll over in his grave. They start killing anything at random with bullets that burn people alive.

The special effects are not good. There are a lot of pauses in the dialogue. I don't mean the William Shatner overly frequent dramatic pauses, but the deer in the headlight pauses one has in order to attempt to gather their thoughts because they forgot their lines or some guy off camera fell asleep while moving the cards. It was so bad it was MST comical.

While everyone in the gang has been dead the same amount of time, they are all in various stages of decay, from skull, to just the eyes are missing. There are Italian zombie films better than this one. Is there a reason why one wears jungle camouflage pants in the desert? If you are going to make a cheap movie, at least make the dialogue entertaining. This movie is Ed Wood bad. I made the mistake of not watching it stoned. Don't you hate it when morons get a camera for Christmas?
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