I'm sorry, but if you think this movie has any redeeming qualities you are an absolute idiot who deserves to have his head run over with a lawnmower. The plot is pointless and unprofound, the script teeters between laughable and nauseating, the acting is painful and amateurish, and the directing is so frustratingly bad I think it might have broken my brain. Thanks for ruining my life, Josh Gerritsen.
Review of Island Zero
