Ho-ly GOD. I just wanted something to have on in the background while I worked my crossword puzzle, and boy howdy, this was so much more amazing. I ended up only using my puzzle book to hide my face. Wow. I don't even know where to start. Well, from the description on the TV, I was already howling, but I assumed the fun would end there. Man, was I wrong. This went from bad to worse to sweet Jesus dump acid in my eyes. Within the first minute or so, two women just in a river and go skinny dipping, Bigfoot steals a fisherman's beer cooler, downs a couple brewskies, and jumps in with the ladies WHEN THEY INVITE HIM (???????). It spirals from there and does a nose-dive when it turns out one hunter (the stereotyped (but a very bad job of it) out-in-the-boonies, overall-wearing, bearded hillbilly) is seeking revenge because his brother was RAPED BY SOME BIGFOOTS (bigfeet?) YEARS AGO. Every single frame of this movie insults me to my core, and I LOVE it. The premise of the film is basically this: People search for Bigfoot, Bigfoot steals undies, Bigfoot poses as a spouse and slips into a tent and engages in intercourse with the other spouse (who is never the wiser), Bigfoot steals the beer and runs, more topless porno rejects, grainy film, tabloid writer gets a heart and saves Bigfoot while landing the cast-off news lady is a really short dress. I am still in shock, and trying to figure out if this actually fits into the category of film, or if it's really an incognito softcore porn film I fast-forwarded through parts of. With multiple complete storylines dropped in the middle of the movie, characters who don't even deserve to be called that, stellar dialogue AND a dialogue delivery, this is an A++++. I am showing this to everyone I know as soon as possible.
Review of Bigfoot's Wild Weekend
