Review of 303

303 (2018)
4/10
Note to Men: Leave any Testosterone at Home before Attending
21 July 2018
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is long and slow. And it is more a soppy love story than a road movie. Basically a 24 year old girl has academic/personal problems and runs off in a camper. She picks up a 24 year old boy hitchhiking, who also has academic and personal problems. They both just grabbed a few things and ran out the door.

Somehow- even though both just had a small bag, they seem to have brought wet suits, surf boards and guitars as they meander around discussing what's wrong with relationships.

Hours of meandering down European roads, often in the wrong lane as they stare into each others eyes and don't seem to watch the road. As a resident motorcyclist in Europe, I am sure these two idiots were coming the other way when I have been on the road. Somehow they seem to speak the language in at least four countries.

They jump many times into water, yet their mobile phones seem to work each time they come out of the water.

This is a "Girlie" movie not intended for consumption by the male of the species.

About two hours in they kiss, have sex and the movie ends. Don't bother. You've been warned.
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