Please note that the following transcript is not based on actual events & is a concept of fiction (arguably better than the plot line of the film itself).
Writer: "It is a monster movie about an apex predator that lives in the water & terrorises an island community."
Producer: "Hmmm...monster movie. Sounds costly. Monsters aren't easy to create & we don't have a massive budget."
Writer: "Well, that is the beauty of it - the monsters are naked to the human eye." *waves hands about mysteriously*
Producer: "Jon..." *sighs* "You are a genius cheapskate." *places pen down on table*
Writer: "I know. It practically writes itself."
Please note that the plot may have been better if it did write itself or if a 3 year old wrote it.
Please note that the plot may have been better if it did write itself or if a 3 year old wrote it.