Shopgirl is pure patient pleasantry politely presented powerfully picture perfect persisting upon no pressing plot or pace or purpose or prudence as I partly praise it per previously particularized whereupon I primarily praise the pruriently prettily pleasing princess Claire Danes. I love you, Claaaaaaiiiiiirrrrre! I love alliteration but nothing like the way I love Claire Danes and I'll prove it. I resist the urge to tell you Claire's naked butt scene in this is phenomenally poetically primal, I'll just say I love it. Writing is a beautiful thing, and Steve Martin's a beautiful writer, but Claire's the most beautiful, underrated actress ever. Shopgirl is underrated too. I love Claire, she brings out the best in me, but I don't want to talk about me anymore, I want to talk about her. Claire's got a perfect butt and a gorgeous face, but most of all, the most beautiful heart.