When I walked into the cinema, I was already certain that it was going to be bad based on the ratings here on IMDB. What I wasn't expecting was it to be so bad that it was more of a comedy than an actual horror movie. The whole room was laughing at the "death scenes" and strange facial distortions on the characters...
When you see what looks like a Snapchat filter on the characters' faces, you start wondering if the budget was so low that they didn't have better "special effects" to make it more realistic and not so ridiculous.
The plot is bad, the acting is bad, predictable jumpscares... You can pretty much tell the exact moment when you are supposed to get scared (only you don't).
All in all, avoid this movie at all costs. Unless, of course, you are like me and you are too bored and there's nothing else at the theater that you haven't watched yet. The only reason I didn't give this a 1 is because I actually had a bit of fun while laughing at how bad it was.
When you think that the "pool vacuum cleaners throwing up after getting wasted" scene on Scary Movie 5 is bad enough to make you want to pluck your eyes out, there's always this one. The only thing that could actually make it worse would be also having Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen in the cast.
The plot is bad, the acting is bad, predictable jumpscares... You can pretty much tell the exact moment when you are supposed to get scared (only you don't).
All in all, avoid this movie at all costs. Unless, of course, you are like me and you are too bored and there's nothing else at the theater that you haven't watched yet. The only reason I didn't give this a 1 is because I actually had a bit of fun while laughing at how bad it was.
When you think that the "pool vacuum cleaners throwing up after getting wasted" scene on Scary Movie 5 is bad enough to make you want to pluck your eyes out, there's always this one. The only thing that could actually make it worse would be also having Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen in the cast.