Spoiler: if you watch this, you will regret it! This is obviously a tax-write-off vehicle.
The whole plot: nosferatu-rip-off follows stupid cadre picking them off one-by-one by dry-humping them. There is NOTHING else. I waited and waited, and it was garbage. The nosferatu creeps around in broad daylight seemingly unnoticed at close range by all. He has some maniacal but unexplained laugh post-feeding. The "reporters" seem not to realize they just could go home, and seem not to notice they are dying member-by-member. Each capture-kill is essentially the same (bite jugular, drink, dry hump, maniac giggle, bite wrist...repeat). Bikes chasing motorcycle scene is completely nonsensical and unnecessary to the "plot".
Acting: 'stilted' is generous Dialogue: grade 7 drama project? Cinematography: ok but add enough dim and anything could be good
If you must watch for some reason, just put it in 8x and save 1.5hrs of your time.
The whole plot: nosferatu-rip-off follows stupid cadre picking them off one-by-one by dry-humping them. There is NOTHING else. I waited and waited, and it was garbage. The nosferatu creeps around in broad daylight seemingly unnoticed at close range by all. He has some maniacal but unexplained laugh post-feeding. The "reporters" seem not to realize they just could go home, and seem not to notice they are dying member-by-member. Each capture-kill is essentially the same (bite jugular, drink, dry hump, maniac giggle, bite wrist...repeat). Bikes chasing motorcycle scene is completely nonsensical and unnecessary to the "plot".
Acting: 'stilted' is generous Dialogue: grade 7 drama project? Cinematography: ok but add enough dim and anything could be good
If you must watch for some reason, just put it in 8x and save 1.5hrs of your time.