The two stars represent the fact that this film makes for a fantastic drinking game this festive season.
Take a drink every time:
I guarantee you will be off your trolley in the first half-hour.
Also, don't be fooled by these reviews. The volume of people giving it 10 stars seemed mighty suspicious. And indeed, the vast majority of them come from people who joined this month, specifically to review this one film...
Take a drink every time:
- You see something incredibly clichéd
- You can see plot points and "twists" coming from 10,000 miles away
- You find yourself wondering, "if this is meant to be in mainland Europe, why do they speak like British aristocracy?"
- The horrible dialogue makes you cringe and die a little inside
I guarantee you will be off your trolley in the first half-hour.
Also, don't be fooled by these reviews. The volume of people giving it 10 stars seemed mighty suspicious. And indeed, the vast majority of them come from people who joined this month, specifically to review this one film...