If I could rate this thing lower than 1 I would. This film made me depressed. After I finished watching it I realised that I hated myself so much that I had just wasted 1 hour 26 minutes of my life that I will NEVER get back. The "actors" don't know their lines and constantly talk over each other, the script makes ZERO sense, the characters are entirely unbelievable, not to mention unlikable, and everything about the production values looks like something a high school A.V. club would put together. There's an entire scene where this punk kid finds an iPod Touch and keeps calling it a phone, until the actor forgets he's in a movie and calls it an iPod under his breath. That is the kind of movie we're dealing with. It's so bad they couldn't afford an actual phone to use for the movie, and instead of using a cheap old one from a salvage shop, or even just using one of the cast or crew's phones, they pull an iPod Touch out of their buttholes and try to tell us it's a phone. The only good thing about this film is that, after watching, I am at least 1 hour and 26 minutes closer to death.
Review of The Amityville Haunting
