Demonic Toys (1992 Video)
6/10
Beware of the Toys!
9 May 2016
Not only is this 'B' Horror movie sick and demented, it's also quite funny. There are some decent 1-liners involved, not only with the actors, but also with the Toys! A baby who has an absolute toilet mouth who uses the F Bomb like she's Andrew Dice Clay, and a Heavy Metal-head Fried Chicken delivery boy who has absolutely no respect for his pencil neck boss, cusses him out and insults him in front of the other workers while threatening to drive his chicken mobile into the river and never return after his next delivery of extra chrispy, or Chunk style.

After an agonizingly slow beginning, though, things begin to look up. It's refreshing to watch this woman actually try to use the telephone she is standing right next to. Also, the protagonists do bother to take some extra ammo and reload their guns from time to time (although in a key scene you would think a double barreled shotgun had six or eight shots instead of two.) The second half is much more interesting, although my mind boggles at what they missed. How about stuffed bunnies that fly at you, wrap around your face, and suffocate you? The ending was quite intriguing. Special effects are not that great, but we've seen worse. The toys have some great lines and it comical watching humans struggle against the attack of a small toy. The demonic thing with kids was a bit hokey and didn't work that well, but we watch it for Baby Oopsy-Daisy.

Overall rating: 6 out of 10.
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