Anyone who had anything to do with the script of this movie should be ashamed of themselves.
In a different reality, such bad writing would be a sign of evil and plague and the entire line of production staff who helped created that script right back to the author of its original novel would be excised from meatspace like a sarcoma.
Gibberish doesn't even do it justice.
A shocking waste of acting talent.
Casting a 33 year old as a 12 year old.
Not even twenty minutes in to the movie and it feels like it's missing an opening third.
I'm not saying don't watch this movie. Do - suffer through it - then come online and vent your nauseous disappointment in the hope that those involved in production lose their careers.
It's like a couple of producers, a script writer and a director met and conspired to actually defecate into your mind.
This is awful. Awful insulting dreck.
A Terry Crews Old Spice commercial has better continuity.
In a different reality, such bad writing would be a sign of evil and plague and the entire line of production staff who helped created that script right back to the author of its original novel would be excised from meatspace like a sarcoma.
Gibberish doesn't even do it justice.
A shocking waste of acting talent.
Casting a 33 year old as a 12 year old.
Not even twenty minutes in to the movie and it feels like it's missing an opening third.
I'm not saying don't watch this movie. Do - suffer through it - then come online and vent your nauseous disappointment in the hope that those involved in production lose their careers.
It's like a couple of producers, a script writer and a director met and conspired to actually defecate into your mind.
This is awful. Awful insulting dreck.
A Terry Crews Old Spice commercial has better continuity.