Review of Taken 3

Taken 3 (2014)
6/10
*half-time report*
4 February 2015
wait!! anyone thinks 10 stars is biased, ludicrous or, excuse my Welsh, plain mental, i'll thank thee, here, with me brook for the now-part no disputant. indeed entreat, at this your servant's hour-in juncture, nothing less than a whimsical forbearance. and why not! i am in all sooth, dear brethren, thus far unqualified, of critique embryonic, parsimoniously previous, but at the risk of committing unto such, i guess the word be 'foeticide', i have marked of late a weight of groans and growing moans from certain pundit quarters regarding a fare and pretty gamut of the motion picture's elements, and yet so far, that's right, as i, with Taken 3, am yet "scarce half made up!" (note the quote?) i say "pish-tush and Pooh, you detractors** you!" because (again, only SO FAR, mark you) i think it's fopping' great! xx (** for 'detractors' read 'miserable, talentless nonces')
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