The Distance (2014)
1/10
Abhorrent movie
24 January 2015
Warning: Spoilers
The worst movie I saw, and I saw a lot of bad movies. It is ugly, boring and stupid. Nothing even remotely interesting happens on screen. Characters are disgusting, their activities are vomit-inducing. Portrayal of Siberia in February is typical for subtropical country denizens, who do not know what *winter* IS.

Move logic is flawed. It was way easier to kill the guardian right away, and to burn and/or hide his body in that desolate place. Scouting from bright orange boat on a lake in gray landscape is not very ninja. I could continue, but that's unnecessary - all that happens on screen is either disgusting or ridiculous. Or both.

Ending is totally lackluster, there are no culmination, characters are empty.

Do not watch this movie under any circumstances. You won't get anything good from it. This movie should be forgotten from existence.
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