Devil's Pond (2003)
1/10
Worthless film should never have been made.
11 July 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Wow, what a terrible film. Tara Reid yet again proves that she was not cut out to be an actress. Some of the worst acting I've ever seen, the male lead (I honestly can't be bothered to find his name) was equally flat at delivering lines. Whoever wrote the story/script should consider never writing ever again. The story was dumb, here is a quick synopsis.

Two newly weds go on a honeymoon to the males cabin out in the woods on an island in a small lake, or large pond in this case. He instantly turns into a controlling bastard and is nasty to his wife for no reason what so ever. He then disposes of her birth control as he wants her to get pregnant. Tara wants to leave but he won't allow it and has her tapped on this wooded island as she can't swim. He sinks a boat after she nearly escapes. Tara knocks over a box and finds it contains a picture of her taken before they met, and realises that he has in fact stalked her for years and the wedding was just to trap her.

His plan was to find some woman who could not swim and rather then kidnap her and make her a slave on the island he wooed her enough so she fell in love and married him! Now he could have lived happily ever after with a hot blonde and had kids and everything. But instead he wants to keep her on an island and impregnate her. It makes no sense as to why he would do this. They have one box of matches which as part of an escape plan Tara burns. The dude then travels from this remote island to town to get more matches.. He is away for maybe 20 minutes tops and that includes swimming both ways across the pond so I guess if she just screamed loud enough people in the town would have heard her. Anyway it turns out his Pa died out there and his dying wish was for his son to bring up a family at the scruffy little cabin. Apparently they were just gonna live off the land somehow, eating acorns and beetles and fish. Anyway she catches her husband in a bear trap and escapes. That's it. Oh, and then he shots himself.

I can only think the whole idea for this move was thought up by someone trying to get into Tara's pants.

I noticed there are a few reviews that give this worthless piece of crap 10/10?! I guess the film crew and cast maybe wrote them or possibly their parents so that their kids feelings would not be too hurt by all the negative reviews.
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