captaincameron Review of Dead Noon

Dead Noon (2007 Video)

Rated 1.5, for an hour and a half I'll never get back

[1/10 · 10 April 2014]

Oh, dear God. I cannot come up with the words to describe how terrible this movie is, nor can I come up with strong enough words to encourage you to stay away from it. Acting-bad. Dialogue-bad. Effects-Really, really bad. I mean really bad. Story idea-perhaps the only saving grace of this crap-fest. I had this on in the background and am so thankful I was doing work or my eyes and ears might have bled. And it was on Fear Net. For those of you unfamiliar, Fear Net has a brief advertisement 30 minutes into each flick. And when I heard the familiar Fear Net commercial, I thought "That was the longest half hour of cinema history." Seriously, save yourself. I'm sure that I have seen some worse movies--and I am a fan of movies, even bad ones--but right now, I cannot think of any film worse than this. But I try to avoid spoilers (although I always click the button just in case)--don't wait for the 15 minutes of ending credits for the final five second useless freaking scene.