Review of TeenAlien

TeenAlien (1978)
2/10
Bad...just bad
9 April 2014
Local teenagers are holding a Halloween party at a supposedly "haunted" old mill, but find out that one of the party-goers who is dressed as an alien is actually a real alien.

I don't think one person affiliated with this movie ever did anything else. There is a reason for that. It really really sucks.

The version i saw was called The Yarrow Mission. Doesn't change the fact that this movie is a stinker.

Starts with a drunk making hooch and the reels were wound too tightly so the sprockets are all messed up and the picture is jumpy.

There like an earthquake and show figures. This opening goes on and on with no payoff for what seems like half the movie. Finally the radio explodes and there is a space ship. By now -- and this is the beginning of the movie -- you will be tuning out. Scenes go on for ever and ever.

How'd they get the money for this to be made?
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