Turks. The people of Turkey. Not to be confused with the bird enjoyed by millions during the Christmas and Thanksgiving holidays. They are a noble, glorious people, but they don't taste as good as the bird of the same name. How could they possibly be made better? Impossible, yes? I thought so too, but then it hit me.
PUT THEM IN SPACE!
The Turk's thrive in the low gravity environment found in space. I do not know whether turkeys would be as good as Turks in this situation, but who cares?
I'm not even going to tell you what this film is about because you need to see it for yourself. Please. Be a Turk. Go to space. Join the GLORIOUS Turkish SPACE ARMY OOOYRAHHH!
PUT THEM IN SPACE!
The Turk's thrive in the low gravity environment found in space. I do not know whether turkeys would be as good as Turks in this situation, but who cares?
I'm not even going to tell you what this film is about because you need to see it for yourself. Please. Be a Turk. Go to space. Join the GLORIOUS Turkish SPACE ARMY OOOYRAHHH!