Jackrogalla Review of Soccer Dog: European Cup

Soccer Dog: European Cup (2004)

This film is a joke, therefor I'm making a joke:

[2/10 · 7 January 2014]

This film is simply one of the best masterpieces of film since Jesus Christ's performance in The Passion of the Christ. I give two paws up for this cute little movie staring Nick Moran, more popular for his performance as Scabior in the Happy Potter films and Jake Thomas, more popular for his performance as Matt McGuire in the Lizzie McGuire television show and movie. This film is great for the whole family and will have you and your young pups just begging for more! This is a heartwarming tail about a boy who's mother died and is taken to his biological father who didn't even knew he had a son and their arfventure together. You'll roll over laughing at the silly characters on Nick's soccer team who have a terrible losing streak. But when the great soccer dog comes, created by a scientist to have an incredibly high I.Q., then make a come back and play against the greatest team in London! But when they are on break, the scientist steals soccer dog and ensues one heart pounding car chase down the road. The most surprising moment is near the end, one of the players gets injured and so the kid himself has to fill in! What a surprise! But when he wins a goal, the best player form the other team beats him, literally to the ground, and gets red flaged and the crowd humorously throws haggis at him! With out him soccer dog's team wins the match! Overall it will make you laugh, cry, and bark right along with the relateable characters. Through dealing with bullies, learning cultural differences, and family bonds this film has all the requirements to call it a classic that will go down in history. (This is a joke review)