Out of the hundreds of Italian films I've watched over the years, this is one of the worst. It's about as erotic and going dogging in some car park in Glasgow and watching two middle aged people with flatulence problems going at it in a Ford Escot 3i.
Two lovers are killed by a big shot, and the only person who can name the guy as a murderer is framed, sent to jail, and kept drugged in a room by the warden. The witness manages to bribe a guard into contacting the dead girl's sister but soon after the guard is thrown to her death down a stairwell (hiliariously, it sounds like she's falling down a 300 foot ravine). The dead girl's sister manages to get herself imprisoned in order to get to the witness, and teams up with inmate Eureka to get rid of the warden, free the witness, and indulge in a bit of loving.
The warden of course is a vicious lesbian with a snitch on the inside, who like to brand her inmates in the dungeon. The governor is a porn obsessed nutter with a blind and deaf wife who employs an inmate as a cook and proceeds to rape her. Classy! Throw in loads of crappy simulated girl on girl sex (the type where everyone just sort of writhes about and don't really do anything), a bit of violence, some shower scenes, and that's about the whole film right there.
In between all the writhing around you've got some hilarious dubbing, with lines like "Who killed that mad, demented creature?" and the governor shouting "Chocks away!" before indulging in some light hearted rape. You've also got the sister working with the prison doctor and them suddenly declaring their love for each other, which leads to the most disturbing scene of the film, where the actress absolutely does not want her crotch grabbed, but the guy keeps trying anyway. Watching the actress constantly pulling this guy's hands away set to funky music is enough to extinguish any kind of arousal the film, to that point, may have caused, so if any of you have any thoughts of knocking one out while watching this crap – be warned.
Also, the warden looked like the lead singer of the New York Dolls and the cook girl looked like the white guy from Rising Damp who wasn't Leonard Rossiter. Everyone else is butt ugly which is unusual for an Italian film and I've even heard that the actress that played Eureka was a hermaphrodite.
This is truly bottom of the barrel stuff, Italian film wise, right down there with Alfonso Breschia's space films. Also, there's some big hairy arses in there for the ladies (aye right – even the most demented woman in the world would avoid this one!).
Two lovers are killed by a big shot, and the only person who can name the guy as a murderer is framed, sent to jail, and kept drugged in a room by the warden. The witness manages to bribe a guard into contacting the dead girl's sister but soon after the guard is thrown to her death down a stairwell (hiliariously, it sounds like she's falling down a 300 foot ravine). The dead girl's sister manages to get herself imprisoned in order to get to the witness, and teams up with inmate Eureka to get rid of the warden, free the witness, and indulge in a bit of loving.
The warden of course is a vicious lesbian with a snitch on the inside, who like to brand her inmates in the dungeon. The governor is a porn obsessed nutter with a blind and deaf wife who employs an inmate as a cook and proceeds to rape her. Classy! Throw in loads of crappy simulated girl on girl sex (the type where everyone just sort of writhes about and don't really do anything), a bit of violence, some shower scenes, and that's about the whole film right there.
In between all the writhing around you've got some hilarious dubbing, with lines like "Who killed that mad, demented creature?" and the governor shouting "Chocks away!" before indulging in some light hearted rape. You've also got the sister working with the prison doctor and them suddenly declaring their love for each other, which leads to the most disturbing scene of the film, where the actress absolutely does not want her crotch grabbed, but the guy keeps trying anyway. Watching the actress constantly pulling this guy's hands away set to funky music is enough to extinguish any kind of arousal the film, to that point, may have caused, so if any of you have any thoughts of knocking one out while watching this crap – be warned.
Also, the warden looked like the lead singer of the New York Dolls and the cook girl looked like the white guy from Rising Damp who wasn't Leonard Rossiter. Everyone else is butt ugly which is unusual for an Italian film and I've even heard that the actress that played Eureka was a hermaphrodite.
This is truly bottom of the barrel stuff, Italian film wise, right down there with Alfonso Breschia's space films. Also, there's some big hairy arses in there for the ladies (aye right – even the most demented woman in the world would avoid this one!).