The Presence (2010)
1/10
Boring waste of time... Can I give zero stars?
7 May 2013
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Okay, first off this movie sucked. It was a really boring Hitchcock rip off. Including the score... Which was like why? Really? Seriously? Who does that? It's the 21 century a**hole. This movie really tries to be artsy. It is not a horror film, it is not a horror film at all. I loved the place it was filmed and the house had a lot of potential to be something that kept me from ever going into a log cabin. But it was just a huge f*****g waste of time and potential. No talking for the first 20 minutes? The birds flying into the outhouse for no reason...When her boyfriend shows up he d**n near kicks the door down. Who comes in a house like that? The movie never says who the ghost is. I'm guessing it's her father or grandfather. It's so d**n boring. They never tell us any names so I have to say "the guy" and "the lady". Anyway, The guy ask her to marry him and she just stares at him with a wordless stare that looks like someone kicked her in her belly button. She starts being a major c**t to her boyfriend. We find out that she's being haunted by another ghost, or demon, that's talking to her in her ear and telling her all kinds of f*****d up s**t. She's having trust issues... Great story line by the way, a**hole, real creative, because she got raped by her daddy. Sob story. "Oh I have daddy issues! This is my special place that I come to where daddy r***d me when I was a kid and you're ruining it..." WHY THE F**K WOULD YOU GO TO A HOUSE THAT YOUR DAD R****D YOU IN TO "GET AWAY"??? Then the ghost, who wears all black, tries to corrupt the ghost in white. And we still have no f*****g clue or information about him. He just stands there...staring, with a look on his face like he was actually watching this movie itself. The ending was anti climatic. I won't give it away but it involves another ghost....The scariest thing about this movie is the thought of having to crap outside in an outhouse. Don't watch it. Trust me.

No happy about being censored by IMDb but screw it...
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