2/10
The thought of having to watch it again is SCARY
30 April 2013
Rob Zombie should not be directing or writing. The best he can hope for is being the lead camera, set designer, or lead soundtrack guy for a smart writer and director. He's just not smart enough to handle more than that. It may be ignorance; it may be too many drugs; it may be his brain has limits.

The worst kind of horror. It's so stupid as to be only horrifying to think you'd have to watch it again. Outside of a well chosen soundtrack, the only entertaining and scary (more gross) part of this film is the fully naked old and fat women.

Take out the nudity and a scene involving masturbation and you have little more than bad made-for-TV horror. It's too bad Zombie isn't smart enough to handle satire because the Satan and priests aspect of this film have the potential for lots of laughs.
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