1/10
Why can't I put in 0?!
13 February 2013
Warning: Spoilers
If you don't believe what I'm about to say, then watch Nostalgia Critic's review of this. There is enough visual evidence there to show that this movie is atrocious.

Ever heard of the expression "Curiosity kills the cat"? Heed those words well. I had no idea how true they were until I made the stupid decision of watching the film despite the reception it received. My GOD, how idiotic I was.

The story, the characters, the acting. Everything seems like it was just thrown in and left to fend for itself...with no independence experience whatsoever.

And let's not forget the eponymous nightmares themselves, the Garbage Pail Kids. Not only are the costumes badly done and the mouth movements unsynchronized by miles, the kids look as creepy as sin - I still cannot get over the fact that one of them is an alligator (don't ask) - and the humor surrounding them is anything BUT funny. Not so much as a giggle but a cringe accompanied by a desire to vomit. I'm in no way surprised parents wanted to ban this movie!

Oh, and the love story between the boy and the girl in her twenties? How could they think this up and not think it creepy!?

So this film is based on a trading card game? Well, I'd much rather play the cards than watch this pile of dung a second time!

And to conclude: "The Toughest Bar in the World"? REALLY!?
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