2/10
Absolutely terrible
5 January 2013
ZOMBIE STRIPPERS! is a film that sees strippers turning into zombies. There's no more plotting to it than that, and it turns out to be an absolutely terrible Z-grade movie in every respect: bad acting, bad directing, no discernible storyline, awful effects and terrible, plasticated women.

I was hoping for an energetic romp along the lines of FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, but the only thought process that seems to have gone into this film is to combine zombies and strippers. The first half of the movie is taken up with repetitive stripping scenes and the second half is made up of repetitive kill scenes.

There's no middle ground, no interest or attempts at characterisation. We're treated to an acutely embarrassed Robert Englund who alternates between slumming it and hamming it, and once-upon-a-porn-star Jemma Jameson who looks far more frightening at the film's outset than she does when she turns into a zombie later on! At times the whole production seems to be an advert for breast augmentation surgery because there's absolutely nothing to it other than that. It's pitiful, truly pitiful, with painful acting and zombie effects and an inane stupidity to the script.
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