Piranha 3DD (2012)
Disappointing sequel
1 June 2012
Piranha 3D was a fun and gory throwback to 80's films. Tons of T&A, lots of gore, and some pretty funny moments. The sequel features a lot less of all three of those elements. Which is a shame, cause Gulager had the potential to make a great and fun sequel. The Feast trilogy is one of the most original and entertaining horror series in decades.

The film is only 72 minutes long. The last 10 minutes is padded with bloopers and outtakes. The film passes you by in the blink of an eye. The nudity isn't very hot and most of the chicks look like washed up strippers. The first film featured some real hotties and made great use of nudity in 3d. The double D subtitle is quite misleading. The special effects are pretty bad and most of the young cast are as wooden as a coffin.

Piranha 3DD does not deliver any of the things it's trailer or predecessor promise. Pass it up and wait till red-box.

Best scenes are Ving Rhames and Paul Scheer going off and every scene featuring David Hasslehoff.

Till next time horror hounds and fright fanatics, beware the darkness...
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