1/10
Someone please shoot me so i don't have to watch this!
16 May 2012
Warning: Spoilers
The lighting is terrible is the movie; real dark. The first scene has the gangster walking out in the woods to meet with a "hit-man"; who has kidnapped the gangsters wife and business partner for the gangster. The gangster wants the hit-man to kill them for cheating on him. The hit-man turns out to be the guy who is actually cheating with the gangster wife. Meanwhile the gangster has already cut his business partners throat. This is 1/2 an hour into the movie and the acting is so bad i,m wishing someone would cut my throat for renting it. The hit-man turns out to be a high school science teach; which i can believe since he is definitely not an actor. So the fake hit-man knocks out the gangster and leaves him in the woods for a gang of "Pygmy cannibals" to feast on. Every forest has them you know.

Sorry, but i couldn't take anymore and had to turn it off. Don't waste your time, or money, on this one. If you still want to watch it, please have the suicide hot-line number available, and lock up your knives!!
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