White Slave (1985)
3/10
Miserable
19 February 2012
Warning: Spoilers
From the opening and obvious lie that this is a true story to the closing bathos there's really no good reason to watch this outside of the stunning body of the lead actress.

The framework of the film is a court trial and it's about as interesting as it sounds. The meat of the story is told in flashback with occasional intercutting of sweaty Hispanic lawyers spouting the most trite legal blather such as "OBJECTION! This is irrelevant!" and then going back into the jungle. Even the anthropology sounds made up.

If you haven't guessed the ending by two minutes after Cathy's parents are killed then you really need to get out more.

I lost track of the number of times I said incredulously shouted "WHAT??" after one scene or another. The prime example: Cathy watches some white guys in a helicopter gun down some natives and turns to her noble savage lover (who she believes chopped off the heads of her parents)and cries out, "HOW CAN MEN BE CAPABLE OF SUCH THINGS?!" Um, chica? Your boyfriend allegedly committed the same act of violence.

Sadly, the film making and acting are at a level that's just slightly above competency so rather than being amusing, it's just dull.

This movie is best summed up by a line from one of the lawyers: "This just more cheap sentimentality."
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