"The Relic" is bad, and even the presence of the usually reliable Tom Sizemore can't save it. It starts promisingly with an abandoned ship floating aimlessly in the harbor (think "Alien Contamination"). Inside are a slaughtered crew and so begins 109 minutes of wandering in the dark, and once in awhile something goes "boo". This movie is boring beyond belief, and so dark that you will be totally in the dark about anything on screen. If trying to figure out what is happening is considered entertainment, then "The Relic" is Oscar material. If on the other hand you would like to actually see what is being depicted, then avoid this blacked out disaster of a film. - MERK
Review of The Relic
