Review of Tekken

Tekken (2010)
1/10
Terrible
13 August 2010
Fighting games make for poor plot material in general and I expected this to suck in terms of the story but I never expected it to suck on basically all levels. The fights were poor. Anyone who has played the game will come out of this very disappointed if what they are expecting to see is at least a decent fighting spectacle. The moves were generic, the action was boring and what was with the projected screen on the ring while they were fighting? Scenery? Not a single signature move from any of the characters. Not one. Again I wasn't expecting this one to have Oscar caliber storytelling, but you know an action movie falls flat on its face when even the action was generally terrible.

Oh, and did Kazuya Mishima really have to look like George Michael? I mean come on... what did Kazuya do to deserve that?
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