1/10
Oh... Mah Gawd......make it go away!!!
19 March 2010
Warning: Spoilers
I'm sorry, my rating is wrong very wrong, it should be a rating of -10, because this movie was just disgusting. It was so bad, that I decided to, in the middle of the night mind you, make a account on IMDb, and write this review about it. I'd been waiting three dang year to see this movie, so yes I had high expectations for it. This could have been so much more.

If I had the money, time, and left over will power(after the battering of a baseball bat done to it by this movie), I would go to Korea, slap the director across the face and ask for a refund. Heck, even a caveman could do better.

Alright, so first things first, some one please explain to me how the U.S. Military and all its 21st century might... was so devastated by some guys with swords, and look like they were copy/pasted from LotR.

And the first scene were the SWAT guys all rope in and charge in like the Persians in there battle against the Spartans. How the heck did some guys with swords blow up FOUR UH-60 Blackhawks. What did they throw their swords at the copters, which then proceeded to fall to their awesome Melee might. And the SWAT guys, no trained soldiers (at least in the US) are going to attack so unorganized, like five year old's in a super soaker battle.

Then the AH-64 Apache attack helicopters, why in the world would any sane pilot, after spending like a solid minute of firing machine guns, and watching them fail to penetrate the serpents hide or do more than annoy the beast, go back to using guns after watch the thing fall from hellfire missiles.

Then there's the inability of the soldiers weapons to penetrate the same armor the enemy soldiers used 500 hundred years ago, I mean come on, armor like that was made obsolete because of firearms.

And the good Imoogi, where the Frick was he, I mean heck the two people are being chased by an army of Evil dudes, yet he just sits back and relaxes. them out of no where, after the main dude (this movie was so horrible i didn't even pay attention to names) 'magically' takes down the entire army of Evil dudes and reptilians, he just pops in out of nothing, in that unnamed place.

As for the fire balls, balls of fire don't blow up like missiles.

Also the 'rocket launching lizard things', where in the world did the bad Imoogi get those 500 years ago. Then having those inferior missiles destroy an M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank in one hit, which is a tank that has been known to be hit by 20 RPG's (Which were made to destroy tanks) and still keep on going, and in one case a tank was hit by fifty RPG's and wasn't destroyed.

Do yourself a favor, don't buy this movie, don't rent this movie, don't even think about this movie.

My favorite character would be the good Imoogi, because he new this movie would suck so bad, that he wanted to get as little screen time as possible. I look forward to seeing him in future movies.
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