Silent night... HOLY HELL! I'm saying this, because I'm seeing the worst Christmas movie ever made! Literally, if you're looking for a good Christmas movie such as National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Home Alone, or The Santa Clause, this is not the one. For this film, Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, is a massacre to the family matinée of the early 1970s. In fact, this is the Citizen Kane of awful family matinees.
If you don't know about this film, then just don't. Basically, the plot is about Santa and his sleigh going to get presents, unfortunately, the sleigh has run out of gas, Santa is stuck in the beach, and the reindeer runs away, all of it.
Because of that, he sings a HELLISH song, which is painful to listen, but better than the songs from the Jonas Brothers. It's called, "Woe Is Me." More like, woe is this movie.
The kids come and help, and yes, there's actually a footage of both the unfinished work of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn and the unfinished work of Thumbelina. Apparently, they're made by the same guy that did this crap.
This footage shows Tom Sawyer holding the raccoon, and I can just imagine that the raccoon was actually saying, "Please, kill me now!" The kids try to help by getting the animals. Wow, a basic Noah's Ark, huh? After that, Thumbelina, which I told you.
Then, there comes a siren. This siren is actually an antique firetruck driven by the Ice Cream bunny. And look, there are the kids. And yes, it goes on and on and on and on and ON! So, the Ice Cream Bunny gets Santa in his firetruck and is saved. But, what about the kids? Well, they're looking at the sleigh, but it disappears. So is there gonna be a sequel? Hell no! It was awful! AWFUL BIG TIME! This movie was made by World War II veterinarian and a flying ace, Barry Mahon, who is also a professional pilot. How professional? Well, he was taught in college and high school. He is also an escapist of this prisoner of war camp, which was legendary. So legendary, that there was a movie of it, The Great Escape, with Steve McQueen as Barry Mahon. He also created bad kiddie matinees.
Anyway, this movie S-U-C-K-S, Sucks! It's confusing too. Why? Because it made us torture good Christmas spirits.
FINAL VERDICT: 0/10!!!
If you don't know about this film, then just don't. Basically, the plot is about Santa and his sleigh going to get presents, unfortunately, the sleigh has run out of gas, Santa is stuck in the beach, and the reindeer runs away, all of it.
Because of that, he sings a HELLISH song, which is painful to listen, but better than the songs from the Jonas Brothers. It's called, "Woe Is Me." More like, woe is this movie.
The kids come and help, and yes, there's actually a footage of both the unfinished work of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn and the unfinished work of Thumbelina. Apparently, they're made by the same guy that did this crap.
This footage shows Tom Sawyer holding the raccoon, and I can just imagine that the raccoon was actually saying, "Please, kill me now!" The kids try to help by getting the animals. Wow, a basic Noah's Ark, huh? After that, Thumbelina, which I told you.
Then, there comes a siren. This siren is actually an antique firetruck driven by the Ice Cream bunny. And look, there are the kids. And yes, it goes on and on and on and on and ON! So, the Ice Cream Bunny gets Santa in his firetruck and is saved. But, what about the kids? Well, they're looking at the sleigh, but it disappears. So is there gonna be a sequel? Hell no! It was awful! AWFUL BIG TIME! This movie was made by World War II veterinarian and a flying ace, Barry Mahon, who is also a professional pilot. How professional? Well, he was taught in college and high school. He is also an escapist of this prisoner of war camp, which was legendary. So legendary, that there was a movie of it, The Great Escape, with Steve McQueen as Barry Mahon. He also created bad kiddie matinees.
Anyway, this movie S-U-C-K-S, Sucks! It's confusing too. Why? Because it made us torture good Christmas spirits.
FINAL VERDICT: 0/10!!!