Absolutely terrible formulaic script for the part one opener.
Patominesque baddies with stupid names that seemed plundered from a poor Roald Dahl or Charles Dickens children's story, rubbish makeup and extremely bad wire control.
They have also seemed to have chosen the characters names so they could play a recently charted popish tune to corresponds to it.
Seems to be aimed at the American market, hence the really bad accent and the grand tour of London to get a few sites of historical interest in for our cousins across the pond. Personally, I would ask the black cab driver for my money back if he took me across London the route they used! (Pick up at Southwark Bridge, go over Tower Bridge to get to Waterloo Bridge?????)
Episode 2 will have to do a lot better or I will have to buy a dog to take for a walk!
Here wuffles, here boy, walkies......
Patominesque baddies with stupid names that seemed plundered from a poor Roald Dahl or Charles Dickens children's story, rubbish makeup and extremely bad wire control.
They have also seemed to have chosen the characters names so they could play a recently charted popish tune to corresponds to it.
Seems to be aimed at the American market, hence the really bad accent and the grand tour of London to get a few sites of historical interest in for our cousins across the pond. Personally, I would ask the black cab driver for my money back if he took me across London the route they used! (Pick up at Southwark Bridge, go over Tower Bridge to get to Waterloo Bridge?????)
Episode 2 will have to do a lot better or I will have to buy a dog to take for a walk!
Here wuffles, here boy, walkies......