Battle Planet (2008)
1/10
Biggum Crappum Stinkum
2 January 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Not that Bad!?!? Kudos!!???!!!! You've got to be kidding. A melting candle would be more interesting to watch. I mean, I'm enough of a junkie that I will will tolerate just about any sci-fi, but there's some things even a rat won't do! To quote from Hollywood Shuffle: "The acting, the directing, the storyline ... that mother was bad!"

And what's up with the "Brea Grant is recognizable as the alien" comment. She didn't play an alien, dude. She had all of one scene at the beginning of the film and she looked almost exactly the same as she does on Heroes, complete with the Woody Woodpecker hairdo. Nice payday if you can get it. And gee, I sure hope that's not considered a spoiler because I would just HATE to spoil this for anyone.

You want to see better sci-fi? Here's a suggestion. Save your next two cocktail umbrellas, glue them to the back of a couple of cockroaches, film it, and call it a dinosaur movie. It will be a far better entertainment than this stinker. Oh, and title it "Time Wars" because that will have about as much to do with it as "Battle Planet" had to do with this sorry excuse for a movie.
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