See No Evil (2006)
3/10
Hollow and empty...
13 September 2008
Yeah, I do know the genre and I am aware of the fact that B-movies aren't the best movies in the world, but there are only two words to describe this one: hollow and empty.

The main problem is that it's virtually impossible to care about the characters. Most of the characters in this movie are just meat, to be finished off in a very gory way. They're your typical inmates: foul-mouthed and self-centered. I for myself couldn't care less who would survive or not. Kane's character was a completely uninteresting killer. I mean, come on: even in a B-movie you should be able to put some sense to his actions. The main message he had was "growl, I'm gonna kill you cause I'm ugly and my childhood sucked!" He's really just a random bad guy.

The only thing that kept this movie going for me was the gore. The death scenes were kind of okay with the right amount of painful experiences for our "heroes". One of them gets a particularly funny death (no, I'm not gonna spoil that one). But in a horror movie, I do expect some tension and some scares too. And that's what See No Evil lacks.

Conclusion: if you expect a decent horror flick, don't watch this movie. And even if you like B-films because you're amused by bad acting and illogical plots, don't watch this one either. See No Evil is not scary, not funny, not interesting and not worth your time. It's nothing.
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