Historically there are just mistakes over mistakes, with things that shouldn't be there at the time an so on.. so I assumed it was entirely a fiction and look for the action...
So I was happy when fight start 20 minutes after the beginning of the movie but this is nonsense...the "savior" got some skills coming from nowhere and the action is quite lame.. It's a bit like Hercules the series but longer..
Please note that some of the blood is CGI
Here is the story: Vikings, barbarians that only cross the Atlantic to kill people for fun, let a boy behind. This boy, as Vikings seems to be a superior race than Native Americans, become quickly the strongest and most good-looking person. Unfortunately, 20 years later, The Vikings used their GPS to come back to the exact same spot where they had their KBRF Party (=Kill Blood Raaaahh Fun).
As usual, a whole tribe of Native Americans against the Vikings lose easily but 1 man will easily beat them. After all, they are only Vikings and deep inside, if they are doing that, it's because they are missing Ikea...
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Native Americans are all topless, then after 30 minutes and 500 meters away from the camp, you realized there is snow everywhere...? At that point you realized that if you go 500 hundreds meters away from sea level, you end up on top of a mountain.. Oh well, at least, the savior can slide with a shield when Vikings chase him using sleighs as bobsleighs..
Excellent quote such as:
Savior - "Leave and you may live, stay and you will die" [...]
Old guy - "What would you do?"
Savior - "Stay and kill as many as I can"
All the most predictable line of a B action movie are there:
So I was happy when fight start 20 minutes after the beginning of the movie but this is nonsense...the "savior" got some skills coming from nowhere and the action is quite lame.. It's a bit like Hercules the series but longer..
Please note that some of the blood is CGI
Here is the story: Vikings, barbarians that only cross the Atlantic to kill people for fun, let a boy behind. This boy, as Vikings seems to be a superior race than Native Americans, become quickly the strongest and most good-looking person. Unfortunately, 20 years later, The Vikings used their GPS to come back to the exact same spot where they had their KBRF Party (=Kill Blood Raaaahh Fun).
As usual, a whole tribe of Native Americans against the Vikings lose easily but 1 man will easily beat them. After all, they are only Vikings and deep inside, if they are doing that, it's because they are missing Ikea...
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*******
NEXT - CONTAIN SPOILER
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*******
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Native Americans are all topless, then after 30 minutes and 500 meters away from the camp, you realized there is snow everywhere...? At that point you realized that if you go 500 hundreds meters away from sea level, you end up on top of a mountain.. Oh well, at least, the savior can slide with a shield when Vikings chase him using sleighs as bobsleighs..
Excellent quote such as:
Savior - "Leave and you may live, stay and you will die" [...]
Old guy - "What would you do?"
Savior - "Stay and kill as many as I can"
All the most predictable line of a B action movie are there:
- The "Go,I'll stay behind" one
- The "I was about to get caught but the good guy arrive and put his hand on my mouth so I don't scream" one
- The "I kill my friend that is being tortured" one
- The "because I'm a girl I cannot fight and will hit you in the balls" one
- The "oh no, I'm bleeding everywhere,surprisingly I'm dying" one
- The "let's kill everybody but keep the hero(s) alive otherwise the movie is finished" one
- The "I don't accept failure and I'm a bad guy so I kill my partner" one
- The "I can always say the right lines before dying" one
- The "I'll sacrifice myself but I know I will never die as I'm the hero" one
- The "I won't talk but when you threaten to cut the hand of my girlfriend to make me talk I will react at the last minute" one
- The "I'm a prisoner but I'll keep it real and will try to beat you up when you're not talking to me nicely and that will end up in you beating me" one
- The "I have a very good strategy that is so predictable" one
- The "you can't die if you had not fulfill your destiny" one
- The "hero and main bad guy never die" one