How this made it to DVD is an amazing accomplishment. How it made it to my DVD collection is an embarrassment. How it made it to my garbage can ? Well, just watch it. The villain swears every other word. Sometimes back-to-back words. Is this supposed to make him scary or intimidating ? Perhaps it is to divert your attention from the bad acting, terrible dialog and simple plot. It doesn't do that either. I really only watched the movie because I thought Jaime Anstead was cute and sexy in "The Backlot Murders", but was disappointed again with her small unflattering role. The only entertainment I got was laughing at the absurdity, in particular, when the main villain was eating chips during a frantic shootout. In summary, this "movie" lacks everything a real movie needs. Hopefully I wasted my time so you won't.
Review of Death Train
