OK so I thought the fourth one was probably going to be last one, personally I felt they had milked the franchise for all its worth and the previous one only rose above the ordinary on the basis of some great DVD extras.............but obviously the filmmakers thought otherwise and KNEW THAT THEY COULD MILK PEOPLE LIKE ME FOR SOME MORE.
And even though I'm a sucker for a plot less comedy with loads of nudity, crude language and the kind of humour which will give lots of critics palpitations, I'm not stupid, this is the 5TH MOVIE AFTERALL.
Commonsense prevailed and helped by a "oh-so-clear" title I prepared myself for loads of nudity, and jokes that would be cruder and more senseless than ever before BECAUSE THE MOST CRUDE JOKES HAVE BECOME COMMONPLACE AND FOR Filmmakers TO GET A CRUDE JOKE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN THEY HAVE TO BORDER ON THE INSANE and its only time before the cross the line into indigestible territory even for fans of jokes involving copulation with bakery items.
The movie starts with a bang (literally) and one of the most memorable comic openings of a film ever 2 points of my rating is just for this hilarious scene. Luckily I didn't raise my hopes and continued to watch the movie with my original expectations.
After that this movie is a mindless ride which feels a bit like this....
Nerd.
NUDITY.
Psycotic Family.
Failed Sex Life.FUNNY.
Crude Jokes.
NUDITY partial but HMMMMMMMMMM............MALE ASS ARRRRGGH.
STIFLER (suddenly he is a hero stifler was never about being a hero).
Lots of babes in skimpy clothing (will not mention this again assume they come in the spaces henceforth).
Crude Jokes involving Midgets.
jokes that were stretched far beyond their potential.
Hot Chicks.
NUDITY.
NUDITY.
NUDITY MALE ASS ARGHHH.
NUDITY.
NUDITY FROM THE EARLIER HOT CHICKS.
MORE NUDITY.
(one guess which part of the movie this was he-he).
CRUDE JOKES (THE ONES THAT GO OVERBOARD IT HAD TO HAPPEN).
jokes that were stretched far beyond their potential.
Happy Realisation..........ROMANCE!!!????.
THE HAPPY ENDING (tailormade for the girls wtf when will film-makers realise that only guys rent this film girls only see it to give their guy friends company and when there are dozens of hot women willing to expose why must the cute chick remain so pure, and her friends don't expose either what the hell)
And it bloody UNRATED whats with showing us full-frontal in the shower but not in the signature scenes?
This basically sums up the movie acting, direction and other technical issues are a mere triviality and not really worth mentioning, the soundtrack was pretty effectively used though.
I expected a lot from the DVD extras after the BANDCAMP but the extras were bad and did nothing for the movie.
If you like your cinema to be sophisticated and humour subtle or like to compare SEQUEL NO 1000 to the original then please don't see this movie and then take it to the cleaners.
Watch only if you are a fan of such movies and are fully prepared for films that are obviously not going to be as funny (especially compared to the originals).
-s jokes that cross the line, double standards on nudity, standard sequel weakness (compensating for the missing original characters, cameos etc), lots of ordinary jokes that were stretched far beyond their potential.
+/-s catered to the chicks somewhat
+s loads of hot chicks and nudity, ordinary jokes inter-spaced with some really hilarious jokes especially in the first half and ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE COMEDY OPENINGS OF ALL TIME.
Total (6/10 it met expectations but I didn't give any points for that but obviously factoring in sequel and crude comedy status)
And even though I'm a sucker for a plot less comedy with loads of nudity, crude language and the kind of humour which will give lots of critics palpitations, I'm not stupid, this is the 5TH MOVIE AFTERALL.
Commonsense prevailed and helped by a "oh-so-clear" title I prepared myself for loads of nudity, and jokes that would be cruder and more senseless than ever before BECAUSE THE MOST CRUDE JOKES HAVE BECOME COMMONPLACE AND FOR Filmmakers TO GET A CRUDE JOKE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN THEY HAVE TO BORDER ON THE INSANE and its only time before the cross the line into indigestible territory even for fans of jokes involving copulation with bakery items.
The movie starts with a bang (literally) and one of the most memorable comic openings of a film ever 2 points of my rating is just for this hilarious scene. Luckily I didn't raise my hopes and continued to watch the movie with my original expectations.
After that this movie is a mindless ride which feels a bit like this....
Nerd.
NUDITY.
Psycotic Family.
Failed Sex Life.FUNNY.
Crude Jokes.
NUDITY partial but HMMMMMMMMMM............MALE ASS ARRRRGGH.
STIFLER (suddenly he is a hero stifler was never about being a hero).
Lots of babes in skimpy clothing (will not mention this again assume they come in the spaces henceforth).
Crude Jokes involving Midgets.
jokes that were stretched far beyond their potential.
Hot Chicks.
NUDITY.
NUDITY.
NUDITY MALE ASS ARGHHH.
NUDITY.
NUDITY FROM THE EARLIER HOT CHICKS.
MORE NUDITY.
(one guess which part of the movie this was he-he).
CRUDE JOKES (THE ONES THAT GO OVERBOARD IT HAD TO HAPPEN).
jokes that were stretched far beyond their potential.
Happy Realisation..........ROMANCE!!!????.
THE HAPPY ENDING (tailormade for the girls wtf when will film-makers realise that only guys rent this film girls only see it to give their guy friends company and when there are dozens of hot women willing to expose why must the cute chick remain so pure, and her friends don't expose either what the hell)
And it bloody UNRATED whats with showing us full-frontal in the shower but not in the signature scenes?
This basically sums up the movie acting, direction and other technical issues are a mere triviality and not really worth mentioning, the soundtrack was pretty effectively used though.
I expected a lot from the DVD extras after the BANDCAMP but the extras were bad and did nothing for the movie.
If you like your cinema to be sophisticated and humour subtle or like to compare SEQUEL NO 1000 to the original then please don't see this movie and then take it to the cleaners.
Watch only if you are a fan of such movies and are fully prepared for films that are obviously not going to be as funny (especially compared to the originals).
-s jokes that cross the line, double standards on nudity, standard sequel weakness (compensating for the missing original characters, cameos etc), lots of ordinary jokes that were stretched far beyond their potential.
+/-s catered to the chicks somewhat
+s loads of hot chicks and nudity, ordinary jokes inter-spaced with some really hilarious jokes especially in the first half and ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE COMEDY OPENINGS OF ALL TIME.
Total (6/10 it met expectations but I didn't give any points for that but obviously factoring in sequel and crude comedy status)