I bought this movie on DVD without ever having seen it before. You could get 3 dvds for $10. I found two that I wanted and was just looking for anything to be the third movie. I found this and thought "Hey. It's gonna have boobies in it. How can I go wrong?" Well, I went wrong. Very, very wrong. The movie is 70 minutes long, but the first 10 minutes has absolutely no plot or even dialogue in it. It's just a soft-core sex scene (badly edited) and then a mind numbingly long credit sequence which shows clips from the movie you're about to watch.
I understand that this is a low-budget movie so I don't expect much. I've seen some wonderfully bad low-budget movies that were surprisingly good in spite of their low budget. This movie is so bad that I know for a fact that I could pick up a digital video camera and I could improvise a better movie.
I'd guess that there's less than a hundred lines of dialogue in this "movie" and most of those lines are replayed over and over again. I could tolerate that, but cutting to a guy shuffling cards over and over again just boggled my mind. And why strobe light effect? If MST3K was still around and they made fun of newer movies, this would be the first one they pick. Seriously, who writes this script and thinks "Yeah. This'll knock 'em dead." I give it two stars because I did laugh a lot at how painful it is to watch.
I understand that this is a low-budget movie so I don't expect much. I've seen some wonderfully bad low-budget movies that were surprisingly good in spite of their low budget. This movie is so bad that I know for a fact that I could pick up a digital video camera and I could improvise a better movie.
I'd guess that there's less than a hundred lines of dialogue in this "movie" and most of those lines are replayed over and over again. I could tolerate that, but cutting to a guy shuffling cards over and over again just boggled my mind. And why strobe light effect? If MST3K was still around and they made fun of newer movies, this would be the first one they pick. Seriously, who writes this script and thinks "Yeah. This'll knock 'em dead." I give it two stars because I did laugh a lot at how painful it is to watch.