The Covenant (2006)
2/10
The Craft (but guys) + Dragon Ball Z = Suckage
12 September 2006
Takes forever to get anywhere, the performances are over-the-top retarded, especially from the antagonist; once he reveals his evilness, his performance reminded me of an over-aggravated 6th grader in a playground fight.

There are a handful of cool spells revolving around spiders and cars. The TV ad showing the car explode and and reassemble is what got me into the theater, but these are spent before the third act, which is filled to the brim of Dragon Ball Z style flinging with power orbs from hands, only difference is DBZ did it better.

Girls and gay guys will like all the chiseled man-ass splashed across the screen every 2 minuets, everyone else will be pretty bored.

Nick Anderson
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