The 1 out of 10 I gave this movie, is being incredibly generous and I only give it this rating based on the fact there is no number lower than 1. On my scale, it has a negative infinity out of 10. This movie is terrible, everything about is awful. All of the actors were awful, the camera guys should be fired, and the director was just as useless.
Now my reasons. The sound quality is terrible. Everything about is low budget and it is obvious the sound guys refused to spend more than 15 dollars on microphones. On severals occasions, screams turn into blurred inaudible garbage that ruins it.
The acting is really what drove it so far down. No one is good, at all. All of the actors lack any abilities and my five year old cousin could have acted better than anyone in the movie.
The special effects leave a lot to be desired. One of the first horror movies of all time (Nosferatu) had more sensibly driven and better quality special effects than did this movie. The blood often looks like the blackberry jelly I put on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Although very tasty, it is not a substitute for blood. In the end scene, the big guy that I don't care to learn his name, has a hole in his tummy. He can magically jump kick the killer and send him down to his seeming demise. Amazingly, after smashing his entire body into a boulder, he gets up and kills an armed cop bare handed. Pardon my acronyms, but WTF? The camera needs better everything. The visuals look like my household camera that I film my cousins with. It is bad. From the very beginning you will hate this. It gets worse as the action picks up. Last time i checked, white guys cant do karate.
So, in conclusion, this movie has no redeemable factors at all. Anyone who thinks this movie is even slightly funny (I am a fan of bad horror pictures but this one actually left me incredibly angry after having sat through the entire thing) is misguided. Everything about the film is bad, there is not one thing in the movie that I can say "Well... at least this film had___" because there is not one thing in the entire movie worth mentioning. Besides alluding to how god awful this piece of garbage is, it should be burned. all copies should be destroyed, all memory burned somehow in some memory burning machine. the end
Now my reasons. The sound quality is terrible. Everything about is low budget and it is obvious the sound guys refused to spend more than 15 dollars on microphones. On severals occasions, screams turn into blurred inaudible garbage that ruins it.
The acting is really what drove it so far down. No one is good, at all. All of the actors lack any abilities and my five year old cousin could have acted better than anyone in the movie.
The special effects leave a lot to be desired. One of the first horror movies of all time (Nosferatu) had more sensibly driven and better quality special effects than did this movie. The blood often looks like the blackberry jelly I put on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Although very tasty, it is not a substitute for blood. In the end scene, the big guy that I don't care to learn his name, has a hole in his tummy. He can magically jump kick the killer and send him down to his seeming demise. Amazingly, after smashing his entire body into a boulder, he gets up and kills an armed cop bare handed. Pardon my acronyms, but WTF? The camera needs better everything. The visuals look like my household camera that I film my cousins with. It is bad. From the very beginning you will hate this. It gets worse as the action picks up. Last time i checked, white guys cant do karate.
So, in conclusion, this movie has no redeemable factors at all. Anyone who thinks this movie is even slightly funny (I am a fan of bad horror pictures but this one actually left me incredibly angry after having sat through the entire thing) is misguided. Everything about the film is bad, there is not one thing in the movie that I can say "Well... at least this film had___" because there is not one thing in the entire movie worth mentioning. Besides alluding to how god awful this piece of garbage is, it should be burned. all copies should be destroyed, all memory burned somehow in some memory burning machine. the end