Pointless, worthless T&A flick masquerading as a horror moovie, this flacid flic features some of the moost amateurish acting this cow has ever seen. The fx look bogus, the "plot" is thinner than Calista Flockhart on a 3 week hunger strike, and the production values simply scream "Straight to Video". Actually, this is moore of a bad, long video, as no film was actually used in this moovie - it looks as though someone filmed it in their basement with a home camcorder. I've seen porn moovies with moore professional gloss than this cow flop. Obviously fake-blood devouring Lobo seems to have the only talent here; although the real Lobo (Tor Johnson)is the only thing to add life to this emaciated corpse of a moovie. MooCow says don't waste yer time or moolah. :=8P
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