Take every action movie made by Arnold, put them in a blender, set for chop, put the pieces together when you're done and you have Eraser. Now I'm not saying that Arnold makes the most intellectually challenging movies I've seen, but generally there's either a tenuous story or sense of humor to hold the whole thing together. This movie has nothing to make you care about the bad guys or the good guys. The action, while complete with lots of explosions and guns, is never very interesting. What Showgirls did for nudity, Eraser does for action.
