Roll 1 for talented Robin Williams starring in yet another saccharine role that is completely beneath him.
Roll a 2 for ropy CGI effects that wouldn't even fool Stevie Wonder.
Roll a 3 for screamy shouty kids with clichéd "disfunctional" background.
Roll a 4 for charmless predictability, nauseating incidental music and unimaginative direction.
Roll a 5 - you've landed on the only inspired moment in the whole film - the CGI monkeys watching The Wizard of Oz and then trying to fly. A rare bit of inspiration - go back three spaces.
Roll a 6 for a one-joke film that seems to last four hours despite the fact it's only 95 minutes long.
Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.
Roll a 2 for ropy CGI effects that wouldn't even fool Stevie Wonder.
Roll a 3 for screamy shouty kids with clichéd "disfunctional" background.
Roll a 4 for charmless predictability, nauseating incidental music and unimaginative direction.
Roll a 5 - you've landed on the only inspired moment in the whole film - the CGI monkeys watching The Wizard of Oz and then trying to fly. A rare bit of inspiration - go back three spaces.
Roll a 6 for a one-joke film that seems to last four hours despite the fact it's only 95 minutes long.
Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.