Somewhere in this mess of poorly-executed action sequences and implausible plot turns, two characters duke it out in a cavern. At the fight's climax, one character lifts the other above his head and, as he screams and squirms, slowly impales him on a blunt stalactite. As I watched, the only thought that came to me was, "That's exactly what I feel like watching this movie."
Review of Cliffhanger
