The first "Swamp Thing" was okay, but took itself too seriously. This one goes in the opposite direction and ends up being almost a parody and it is not even an okay movie. In fact, it is horrible. Well that is not fair the first few minutes were at least tolerable as Swamp Thing battles this other creature, but after that the movie is just about unwatchable. Louis Jordan is the only one back from the first one I think (not sure if it is the same guy playing Swamp Thing) and Heather Lockler plays the love interest and the lame jokes come fast and furious. Most of the time they are not very good, in fact, I do not remember laughing at any of them. I also remember this movie dragging quite a bit. You will check your watch and wonder when it is going to be over. After it all you get your lame ending and then you can let out a breath and be thankful that it is finally over.
Review of The Return of Swamp Thing
