Review of After Death

After Death (1989)
ZZZZZZombie flick
16 December 2002
Man, this movie blew. I mean, the acting in this movie was so pathetic, it made the kids on Barney's show look like thespians.

To start, I hated Zombie 3 and I kept passing over this rental at the store because I figured it sucked as bas as Z3. Well, after not finding anything else of interest to rent, I decided to to rent Z4. Well, I was right, it sucked.

In it, you have the same Philipino's in robes running around trying hard to act like the undead. Well, it is not too convincing when the undead are running faster than the alive, flying around like Ninja's, talking, coming up from 2 inch deep graves, etc. These "zombies" are a joke.

The main "heroes" in this movie are also a joke, especially the hippie with the beer belly who is supposed to be some military "bad-ass". Maybe in the trailer park.

The funnies part of this movie is the fact that every time a zombie attacks someone, the rest of the people just stand there for what seems an eternity and watch it happen. They do not run, they do not fight back, they watch it happen while they make cheesy suspensful faces.

DO NOT waste your money or time with this piece of utter crap. It IS NOT a true zombie flick. Not in the least.
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