3/10
Just another monster in the basement
1 November 1999
Oliver Frankenstein, grandson of the Baron is working as a lowly lab assistant for a nutty old professor.The professor wants to cure aging but his formula destroys the exterior cells of the body.

Well old Ollie has been working on a secret of his own.I noticed that the Frankenstein family not only put bodies together, they bred like rabbits.Ya' keep tripping over them everywhere.Ollie has been experimenting with a drug that changes Susie(the old man's niece) into a buck toothed, bushy eyed monster.Hmmm sounds like my Prom date.Also Ollie has been putting together, you guessed it, a body.

Keeping in the family tradition, Ollie is a horny guy.He hits on the niece and a few of her friends.After an aborted necking session with a young lady, Ollie runs her down and uses her pretty head/brain for the monster.

Guess he left it in the oven too long as it comes out split faced with a seemingly five o'clock shadow and nasty lipstick. Of course this terror loves to kill and obeys Ollie.In the end it is the clean cut teenagers versus Ollie & his creation.

The acting is over the top by the gent playing Ollie.He is convincingly evil and mad.John Ashley is the hero and that doesn't say much for the movie.Once again there is terrible rock and roll numbers that will have you rolling on the floor screaming in agony.Use the mute on the remote.The monsters are okay but this movie is another Richard Cuhna stinker.

Why is this movie called "Frankenstein's Daughter"? Damn if I know.Maybe Frankenstein's Looney Grandson was too long to fit on the marquee.The best way to watch this is if it has a horror host that breaks into the movie and makes fun of it.Better yet, watch it with your eyes closed.Or with the television off.
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