Lois decides to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her failing vision for personal gain; Peter, Chris, Stewie, and Brian must partake in activities with Doug that his father neglects.
Peter's nostalgia for the '80s compels him to recreate iconic movie scenes from that decade; Stewie competes with Doug to retrieve a frisbee from the top of the jungle gym.
Peter has an accident that leaves him with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus helps him fend off the other choir boys; Stewie becomes attracted to Lois' masculine physique.
Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor, who turns out to be Brick. Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
Peter goes to a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's presentation of "Romeo and Juliet".