Thu, Jan 12, 1995
On Halloween, after losing the "Spot the Balls" competition and being visited by trick-or-treaters, Richie and Eddie decide to have a party, but first they go trick-or-treating themselves, attempting to get money for beer for the party. Richie dresses up as a devil and dresses Eddie up as a banana; Eddie arms himself with an electric cattle prod. When Richie and Eddie invite Spudgun and Hedgehog back to the flat, Richie decides to raise the Devil so he can have sex with girls in exchange for his soul, but the Devil arrives in the form of Dave Hedgehog's daughter Doreen.
Wed, Oct 14, 1992
Richie and Eddie are depressed when their TV set is taken away when they fail to pay the rent and cannot think of anything to keep themselves occupied. Richie decides to challenge Eddie at playing some games, including "How much custard can you put in your underpants" and chess. Richie and Eddie decide to play chess by using various items in the house to replace the missing pieces.
Wed, Sep 30, 1992
Richie and Eddie join 'Lily Linneker's Love Bureau' dating service in the hope of finding the perfect woman. Eddie gets a match with Sarah Ferguson, while Richie finds himself on a date with Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Boblomov Dob, 3rd Viscountess of Moldavia. Richie pretends to be an eccentric millionaire, and Eddie plays along by pretending to be his butler.
Wed, Oct 21, 1992
After taking part in a identity parade at the local police station where Spudgun is being accused of stealing his mother Mrs. Potato's handbag, Richie and Eddie heads down to the Lamb and Flag pub where Richie gets into a argument with a one-legged Falklands war veteran, by pretending he also fought in the Falklands war and Richie and Eddie places a bet on a horse Sad Ken in a horse-race and gets the money from antiques dealer Ted in exchange for the one-legged Falklands war veteran's false leg.
Wed, Oct 7, 1992
When Eddie returns home all drunk on a bottle of Old Spice, Richie and Eddie find their flat being burgled and manages to catch one of the burglars. When Richie and Eddie ties up the Burgular with sellotape, Richie and Eddie tries to think what to do with him and the loot he has burgled from other houses. Should they kill the Burgular than hand him over to the local police? or kill him or should they keep the loot for themselves and move away to the Bahamas?
Thu, Feb 2, 1995
Eddie steals a car belonging to rugby captain 'Cannonball' Taffy O'Jones; in it are the hotel tickets for Cannonball and his new bride. Intent on having a free holiday, Richie and Eddie turn up at the honeymoon hotel, though Eddie is not happy at having to impersonate a woman and share a bed with Richie. The pair are even less happy when 'Cannonball' Taffy O'Jones finally catches up with them looking for retribution.